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Photo Post Fri, Apr. 11, 2014

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Photo Post Thu, Mar. 20, 2014 beinggayisokay:

what the hell


You know that most of those ads are based off your browsing history unless you turn stuff off….just sayin

beinggayisokay:

what the hell

You know that most of those ads are based off your browsing history unless you turn stuff off….just sayin

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Video Post Thu, Mar. 20, 2014

The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and… everybody lives happily ever after.

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Text Post Thu, Mar. 20, 2014

if you think my posts are ridiculous you should see my life choices.

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Video Post Wed, Mar. 12, 2014

thesassylorax:

king-in-yellow:

no

no

NO

SCREAMS

what manga is that?

(Source: Los Angeles Times, via deidrikmassacre)

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Text Post Tue, Mar. 11, 2014

bettycrockersbitch:

yungterra:

jaclcfrost:

it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better

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There are two kinds of people

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Text Post Tue, Mar. 11, 2014

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

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Text Post Tue, Mar. 11, 2014

pyroteapot:

I adore Ryan Haywood because this

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is the same guy as this

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And this

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HOW DARE YOU GO FROM CREEPY MAD KING TO ADORABLE DORKASAURUS TO MR SEXY FACE

YOU STOP THAT JAMES RYAN HAYWOOD

I literally just realized how pretty he is…oh wow…

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Video Post Tue, Mar. 11, 2014

gifyourass:

My aspiration in life is to be as sarcastic as Louise.

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Quote Post Tue, Mar. 11, 2014

“You’ve become so damaged that when someone tries to give you what you deserve, you have no fucking idea how to respond.”
(via onourwayto-heaven)

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Video Post Tue, Mar. 11, 2014

noxiian:

me everytime I go out

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Text Post Tue, Mar. 11, 2014

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

Likely yes. Disheveled is sexy. Shows you a person under all the careful
preparations we go through when the day starts.

(via shut-up-armin)



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Chat Post Tue, Mar. 11, 2014

whenever i try and learn something new

  • me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: it is because I am a failure
  • me: everything I touch dies
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Photo Post Tue, Mar. 11, 2014 edwardspoonhands:

pizzajohn:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

None Pizza Left Beef haunts me to this day. I’ll be sitting there, minding my own business when suddenly I’ll think of this, and laugh hysterically, no matter what.

Every time I’m awake to see 3 am I’m like, “Y’know what sounds really good right now? None pizza with left beef.”

edwardspoonhands:

pizzajohn:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

None Pizza Left Beef haunts me to this day. I’ll be sitting there, minding my own business when suddenly I’ll think of this, and laugh hysterically, no matter what.

Every time I’m awake to see 3 am I’m like, “Y’know what sounds really good right now? None pizza with left beef.”

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Photo Post Tue, Mar. 11, 2014 vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER


Im with the fucking with her idea. Or do the reasonable thing that has yet to be mentioned….she could report it? Just maybe?

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

Im with the fucking with her idea. Or do the reasonable thing that has yet to be mentioned….she could report it? Just maybe?

(Source: courtneyhatesjane, via m0rter0ssa)

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