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Video Post Wed, Jul. 16, 2014

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

omfg. that is ridiculous and I love it.

(Source: exoergic, via m0rter0ssa)

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Video Post Wed, Jul. 16, 2014

racheengel5:

jainaproudwhore:

"What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world."

this is so perfect in so many ways

i…actually almost shed a tear.

(via onyxshinigami)

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Link Post Tue, Jul. 15, 2014

TL:DR Men are confusing and I hate falling in love them.

palaquinn:

ashvalentine:

So like, my love life is fucking complicated as it is, but I have been staying at my cousin’s ex husband’s house (long story short, he was my bro before they got married). He had to work during the factory shut down, but I desperately needed a place to stay so I wasn’t complaining or anything, but…

Just playing devil’s advocate here Hun… Have you asked him how he feels yet? Could not hurt…

Kind of? He is very good at not answering questions

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Text Post Tue, Jul. 15, 2014

feng-huang:

elisaur:

guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS BIGGER THAN IT TOO OMG I CANT CLOSE MY LEGS. SEND HELP.

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ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I WONT LEAK NOW RIGHT?

#we’re way too comfortable with each other on this site

#that’s because we only have each other in this madness called life

(Source: furuyaa, via shut-up-armin)



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Photo Post Tue, Jul. 15, 2014 If you can’t relate to this, you might belong on a different website….

If you can’t relate to this, you might belong on a different website….

(Source: makemestfu, via shut-up-armin)

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Video Post Tue, Jul. 15, 2014

bokuwaaru:

cookiesincoffeecans:

ungratefullittleshit:

Creativity

Lazyness

Creativity 

And the award for the “not my fucking problem” award goes to…

(via yourprisonwife)

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Video Post Tue, Jul. 15, 2014

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

supermeghan:

whenever im lost and confused i turn to michael for help

(x)

*incoherent mumbling*
FRUIT!

(via achievehunta)

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Text Post Tue, Jul. 15, 2014

we-are-in-lesbians:

"Who is Geoff Ramsey?"

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(via achievehunta)



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Text Post Tue, Jul. 15, 2014

TL:DR Men are confusing and I hate falling in love them.

So like, my love life is fucking complicated as it is, but I have been staying at my cousin’s ex husband’s house (long story short, he was my bro before they got married). He had to work during the factory shut down, but I desperately needed a place to stay so I wasn’t complaining or anything, but then I met his friend who needed a ride to the grocery store, so I gave him a lift. Well, I help him carry his groceries up(they live in the same apartment building), and we get to talking.

I kinda had a heart flutter the first time I saw him. He is one of the most beautiful men I have ever seen. I can’t take my eyes off of his, and if I manage, I can never roll high enough in disable traps to take my eyes off of the rest of him. Like holy shit.

The best part is that he is the same kind of nerd I am. He likes sci fy and anime, and deadpool, and video games, and books and politics and economics, and political economics. He is literally everything I want in a person.

So I think, or thought, we were really hitting it off. Like last night we had a few drinks, cuddled up and watched bravest warriors; it was a great night that ended up with me cuddling with him in bed and oh god can this boy fucking snuggle. He likes cleaning and laundry AND he cooks. I haven’t had flutters like this about anyone since my ex fiancee. I feel like I could make it through my life if he was there to hold my hand and walk that path with me.

However, tonight was completely different. We had stimulating conversation, watched the Lego movie and enders game and it was good, but tonight he didn’t come cuddle. He sat on his recliner instead of the couch.

I just want to know what the boy is thinking. My chest hurts at the thought of him not liking me. Why are men so hard to understand…



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Photo Post Sat, Jun. 21, 2014 palaquinn:

delcat:

holyromanempress:

cranialgames:

noxyouravragefangirl:

crowleys-juliet:

derinthemadscientist:

surprisebitch:

tentaclerapper:

methylbenzene:

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”
i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is
like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

i really hope that a psychologist sees this and will post the physiological reason why 99.9% of kids do this

My imaginary runner did not look this terrifying.

I didn’t have an imaginary runner, but I did feel a compulsion to blink between passing street posts. I’m almost 22 and still do it.

Mine was usually a cat or fox

mine was either a hamster or polly pocket

Mine were herds of strange gazelle-like creatures. They could only walk on grass.
Not sure why I remember that detail.

…I am amazed that this somehow passed me by.
When things ran by in front of the car at night, though, I didn’t think they were real animals.  Not at all.

Mine were always weird robots…  Usually they just cut down phone poles or light pillars.

Mine didn’t run on all fours but ran straight up. About 6-7 feet tall.

palaquinn:

delcat:

holyromanempress:

cranialgames:

noxyouravragefangirl:

crowleys-juliet:

derinthemadscientist:

surprisebitch:

tentaclerapper:

methylbenzene:

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”

i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is

like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

i really hope that a psychologist sees this and will post the physiological reason why 99.9% of kids do this

My imaginary runner did not look this terrifying.

I didn’t have an imaginary runner, but I did feel a compulsion to blink between passing street posts. I’m almost 22 and still do it.

Mine was usually a cat or fox

mine was either a hamster or polly pocket

Mine were herds of strange gazelle-like creatures. They could only walk on grass.

Not sure why I remember that detail.

…I am amazed that this somehow passed me by.

When things ran by in front of the car at night, though, I didn’t think they were real animals.  Not at all.

Mine were always weird robots… Usually they just cut down phone poles or light pillars.

Mine didn’t run on all fours but ran straight up. About 6-7 feet tall.

(Source: whatgoesthroughmyhead)

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Video Post Sat, Jun. 21, 2014

palaquinn:

gemiblu:

I’m pissing

Dafuq?!?

Well that just happened.

(Source: vinegod)

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Photo Post Sat, Jun. 21, 2014 dailyoddcompliment:

"Flying Dogs"

dailyoddcompliment:

"Flying Dogs"

(via palaquinn)

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Photo Post Sat, Jun. 21, 2014 palaquinn:

badgerangel:

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

ohmykarma:

miscreantive:

onlylolgifs:

Giant Gummi Bear dropped into boiling Potassium Chlorate

YES

I love his reaction
like, “Yeah bitches we gonna do some sciOH SHIT TOO MUCH SCIENCE ABORT ABORT FUCK”

TO MUCH SCIENCE 


palaquinn

The chemistry department does a whole show of crazy crap like this.  Not much I can do in Biology to compare…  Unless you count making dead frogs hop about.

Well, biology has the potential to make us immortal, create awesome monsters, or other shit like that so you have that going for you.

palaquinn:

badgerangel:

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

ohmykarma:

miscreantive:

onlylolgifs:

Giant Gummi Bear dropped into boiling Potassium Chlorate

YES

I love his reaction

like, “Yeah bitches we gonna do some sciOH SHIT TOO MUCH SCIENCE ABORT ABORT FUCK”

TO MUCH SCIENCE 

palaquinn

The chemistry department does a whole show of crazy crap like this. Not much I can do in Biology to compare… Unless you count making dead frogs hop about.

Well, biology has the potential to make us immortal, create awesome monsters, or other shit like that so you have that going for you.

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Text Post Sat, Jun. 21, 2014

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

(Source: actual-puckett, via palaquinn)



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Photo Post Sat, Jun. 21, 2014 palaquinn:

fozmeadows:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

sakurasenshi:

Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN

This will never not be funny.


Meanwhile Poseidon is like… “WTF Zeus?!?”

"I already apologized for spilling the wine on your couch bro. Why you got to be this way"

palaquinn:

fozmeadows:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

sakurasenshi:

Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN

This will never not be funny.

Meanwhile Poseidon is like… “WTF Zeus?!?”

"I already apologized for spilling the wine on your couch bro. Why you got to be this way"

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